Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Watch Eunjung Work Out



Make sure you stretch your fapping arm and wrist before you exercise your penis and arm along with Eunjung as you watch the video. Pay attention to Eunjung's breathing and don't forget that your own breathing is important as you fap. You don't want to jizz too quickly as you wouldn't fulfill Eunjung's desire to be conquered in bed.

Monday, August 25, 2014

SONE Numerology 101

I got this picture in my Ask.fm, and it reminded me how much the SNSD fandom irritates me with its inane antics.


OH COME ON MAN, THAT SHIT IS SO STUPID. IT BOGGLES MY MIND AT HOW MANY PEOPLE MAKE SHIT LIKE THIS AND THEN CIRCLEJERK ABOUT HOW AMAZING SNSD AND/OR THE POWER OF SONES IS.

To that end, I decided to prove definitively that you can make that shit for literally any message you want.

AKF Public Announcement


Popu Lady released a dance version of their MV. It is awesome since all the members are hot. 

The real announcement is after the jump.

Kim Hyun Joong Takes Method Acting Too Far



Earlier this year, Kim Hyun Joong starred in "Age of Feelings," a drama that started out great by became a huge pile of shit a third of the way through its run because of production troubles. Reports came up that he did beat the shit out of his girlfriend, and his agency admitted it, but their story seems a bit sketchy.

Saturday, August 23, 2014

SNSD CHALLENGED HYOSUNG TO THE SBC




LOOKS LIKE OUR GIRL HYOSUNG GOT CALLED OUT BY SNSD TO TO THE SBC (don't know what that is...read my other post you lazy buttfuck.

Click here to view.

Also be sure to buy your "Sulli_fag Smelled My Butthole" T-Shirts only at Walmart.