Thursday, April 24, 2014

Can Puff Guo Make Heechul Straight?



With absolutely nothing happening in Korea since last week, there hasn't been shit for the AKF investigation team to report on. However, they have done some research and believe that Puff may be able to turn Heechul straight. (Note: This post is video heavy (roughly 4-5 videos) so be warned.)

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Heechul Is One Lucky Fucker



I have actually been watching all of the episodes of WGM Global Season 2 so far (just the Heechul/Puff cuts). I hate myself sometimes, but as long as one of my favorites is in something, I end up watching it. Honestly, if there was a TV show where Shindong was dancing butt naked and Han Ye Seul showed up in a few scenes every episode...I would still watch it.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

The Kpopalypse K-pop Press Release Decoder

Today's post is all about fun, entertainment and the hidden language of k-pop press releases!

boring

Every day thousands of press releases for artists big and small get sent out into the cybersphere, and many more are attached to physical copies of music product and sent to radio stations, TV stations, and media outlets by hopeful artists and record labels looking for that big break.  Everyone hates these fucking shits, but with careful decoding, the hidden entertainment value of these shrieking payloads of concentrated boredom can be carefully extracted and utilised.  This blog post will show you how.

Thus Spake Jiyeonthustra


This is a continuation of this article for anyone who gets confused.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Hyosung's Tits Featuring Hyosung To Release A Solo Album

Your tits.
Hyosung is releasing a solo album next month and is teaming up with Duble Sidekick for the title track. First Jiyeon, and now Hyosung. Duble Sidekick are really trying to make male fans associate their music with fapping. Hey, it could be worse.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Happy Easter



First, I'd like to thank Kpopalypse oppar for streaming on Easter even though that would have been a good excuse not to stream in the first place. Secondly, enjoy Easter, whether you celebrate the holiday for religious reasons, consumerism-related reasons, or just because it's another holiday where you receive money.

NS Yoon G Knew She Would Get Hated On


And here you were, expecting me to show a picture of her cleavage.