Wednesday, August 24, 2016

YG is Real Hip Hop


Too cool to pay their taxes.

TL;DR They used Bom's drug channels to hide profits and to shift income. See, Bom still had a role to play in YG instead of reminding people every day that it's Halloween.

Some Hot Girls & An Apology




Here's OMG's Binnie really going for it. In semi-related news, this week's Girl Group Wars post is going to be delayed until I'm fully moved. Sorry about that -- things should be back to the normal schedule next week, if everything goes according to plan. More pictures of hot girls to apologize for my lack of dedication are below the cut!

Monday, August 22, 2016

Inkigayo Cockblocks IOI


Inkigayo is cockblocking IOI. Music Core also cockblocks IOI, but that isn't making the news. Why this is making the news is because IOI possibly could have won on Inkigayo, or at the very least been a lot closer. Actually being there gives you more points or something (I don't know, I stopped caring about music show wins in early 2010 when SNSD was promoting "Run Devil Run", Kara was promoting "Lupin" and T-ara was promoting "I Go Crazy Because Of You" at the same time. Good times, and I stopped caring who won because in the end if you were a fan of all three, we were the winners.)

No, I present an alternative theory. In the age of the SJW, I wouldn't be surprised if someone hasn't said it yet. If someone hasn't actually made this claim, I am shocked.

INKIGAYO IS RACIST AGAINST HALF KOREANS LIKE SOMI! BOYCOTT THE RACIST FUCKERS! THEY DON'T WANT WHITEY ON STAGE!

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Yang Hyun Suk's Guide to Promoting Black Pink


As you know, one of the ways for Kpop groups to become really popular is to promote in other avenues aside from music. It's how Kpop lures us all in for the long haul. However, Yang Hyun Suk has found an ingenious way to promote his new group.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Tiffany's guide to Korean culture and lifestyle

Ohmigosh, hi everybody it's Tiffany here!  I'm so happy to be here!  Kpopalypse always gets questions about Korean culture but he doesn't live in Korea, so he asked me to write something about my favourite country in the world for you who are thinking of coming to Korea!  This is absolutely unexpected and exciting and humbling all at the same time!  Let's learn all about Korea!

tiffanykorea

Friday, August 19, 2016

I Love Jessica


The ultimate fucking shade! Not long after Tiffany photoshopped Sica out of the 9th anniversary photo, Jessica posts this timely picture with the "I Love Seoul" caption near the bottom right.

Confirmed: Sica's Blanc & Eclare shades are made from Sica's shading. That's why they cost what they do.