Friday, May 6, 2016

Fancam Appreciation #33 - AOA's Hyejeong



Did you know that there are members not named Choa and Seolhyun in AOA? If not, your penis will now know.

Thursday, May 5, 2016

Mina The Seductive Japanese Empress



Mhmmm, Mina's abs. What's great about Mina is that while she doesn't have the body of Momo or Sana, she has that aura that just makes you want to whip out your tentacle penis and fuck the living shit out of her on a crowded Japanese subway while she's wearing a school uniform.


Twice Starts Their Reign With First Music Show Win



Are you starving for news about Twice? Fear not, we are here to serve you all of the Twice news...that we get around to...when we feel like it.

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Produce 101 is boring, and so is this post, and so are you

Wow, I've gotten more questions about reality TV show Produce 101 and their associated group I.O.I than just about anything else in this blog's entire history!  So here a post where I tackle all 238672 questions that I received about this shithouse TV series.  Read on and enjoy, or be completely fucking bored out of your brain like I was when I wrote this!  Yay!

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Monday, May 2, 2016

Momo Fat Shames Women


How dare she?! She's the only one on stage flaunting her abs, which means she is fat shaming the rest of the Twice members and all females. 

Sunday, May 1, 2016

[MV Review] Lovelyz - Destiny


Lovelyz also made a comeback last Sunday, along with Twice in case anyone forgot. Also, Woollim, STOP MAKING LOVELYZ COME BACK DURING FINALS TIME! THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW YOU CUM GUZZLING BUTT PLUGGERS!

Sunday Shitpost #21


Guess who is going to jail in today's Sunday Shitpost!